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SQL Saturday Columbus Recap #SQLSAT299

I decided to take a brief trip down memory lane for this recap. Attendee, Volunteer Attendee, Volunteer Attendee, Volunteer, Speaker Attendee, Volunteer Attendee, Volunteer Coordinator, Speaker Attendee, Speaker

Some of those session titles are amusing after 3 years, especially anything that has “new” in the title. That first SQL Saturday in 2011 was pretty special. I realized that volunteering helped my more introverted personality get a chance to network with others.

At the Kalamazoo84 SQLSat I was having a conversation about the pains of double hop authentication and another speaker asked me what my session was about, but I was only a volunteer. I didn’t think I was ready to speak(I wasn’t). That person thought for some strange reason I knew my stuff and suggested I whip up a session and try it out. It was some advice that I remember but didn’t act on for quite a while. This was also another interesting question because it is a total bait question. It is something that the speakers are thinking about and is a great icebreaker.

The Detroit SQL Saturday in 2013 was the first time I was a speaker at a SQL Saturday. I had found my niche that I was passionate enough about to actually enjoy getting up in front of people and presenting. The basic SQL topics are great but I didn’t feel I had enough ground breaking experience and depth on any of those topics to present until I found a way to make security interesting. It was my in because nobody else seemed to be talking about it. I saw other presenters doing a bit of cross training into virtualization and storage so I figured a bit of offensive security and networking concepts would be totally acceptable. A couple user groups of practice and I was ready for a larger audience. I packed a smaller room full of very interested and thankful people. I’m glad the first time went well because it was very nerve racking. I may not have continued to challenge myself in this way had it went poorly.

Kalamazoo, Detroit and now Columbus. These SQL Saturday conferences have all been very rewarding. I always learn something, meet at least a few new awesome people and give as much back to the community as I can. Getting a reasonably sized, semi-interested audience is priceless to me when I am trying to practice my presentation and public speaking skills. There is only so much I can teach my wife about computers until she murders me in my sleep!

My session in Columbus went well sans one whoopsie. I have learned I need to get an accurate start and stop time from multiple sources. I started my session at 3:30 thinking the 3:34 was a typo in the handout. Unfortunately it was a typo but in the other direction and was supposed to start at 3:45 according to the website. I started at 3:30 and someone kindly got up and shut the door. A little less than 10 minutes in I noticed a small crowd peeking in the small glass part of the door and someone finally opened it. This nearly doubled the people in attendance so I started over but didn’t show the video ( ) again. Anyways, the slides and demo scripts are posted on the schedule link above.

I decided to attend sessions at this SQL Saturday. Below are the sessions I attended. I particularly liked Kevin Boles SQL Injection session because of the hands on approach. He developed a great demo that showed several different methods of attack and defense. It is also very complimentary to my session because I avoid that particular topic for the most part.


Also, I would like to thank Mark for organizing a great speaker dinner and event. I’m happy they were able to give me the opportunity to present.

I sometimes imagine where would I be today had I not started attending user groups and events like SQL Saturday. I would most likely be a mess. I have supported an environment that has grown from ~15 SQL servers 5 years ago to almost 200. Without the skills and drive to make SQL Server the best possible platform at my organization I’m not sure I would have as much responsibility. Business users would have run away instead of diving into SQL Server. I imagine myself still being a “DBA” but constantly putting out fires instead of scripting our build and auditing processes. I imagine myself never having the time to research storage and virtualization and becoming confident enough to take on these new administration challenges. I definitely would not have begun the journey of improving my public speaking skills that have improved my overall quality of life. The place without PASS in my life is a scary place.

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